Here again is RSI’s seasonal parody of the Twelve Day of Christmas. Enjoy!
For the first hour of conflict, my neutral gave to me a round table with a great view
For the second hour of conflict, my neutral gave to me two succinct summaries
For the third hour of conflict, my neutral gave to me three paraphrases
For the fourth hour of conflict, my neutral gave to me four mirrored feelings
For the fifth hour of conflict, my neutral gave to me five aspirin
For the sixth hour of conflict, my neutral gave to me six tested realities
For the seventh hour of conflict, my neutral gave to me seven caucuses
For the eighth hour of conflict, my neutral gave to me eight explored BATNAs
For the ninth hour of conflict, my neutral gave to me nine fresh perspectives
For the tenth hour of conflict, my neutral gave to me ten brainstorms
For the eleventh hour of conflict, my neutral gave to me eleven cookie breaks
For the twelfth hour of conflict, my neutral gave to me twelve resolved issues
Everyone at Resolution Systems Institute wishes all our friends a wonderful 2014!
